A glorious celebration of independence and undies!

Princess

What are your favorite animals?

My favourite animal is a princess, sorry I mean dogs. My dog specifically, Harper is a princess. She is the most spoilt rescue dog in the world. She lives the life of Reilly. Her every need and want, are catered to by her hooman slaves.

I am slave no1. Slave no2 is her dog sitter/walker/player, Lakmal. Together we pander to all her needs.

‘Look at me, not the TV, I am cute’.

She has the best diet ever, raw food delivered from a local company called ‘Furchild’, gourmet dining for fur babies, and yes, as it sounds it costs a fortune, but it’s benefits far outweigh the cost. Even so she is a fussy eater, and has been known to be spoon fed by slave no2. No1 slave would never admit to doing that.

She has an hour of playtime outside everyday, when it’s not too hot. Where she watches slave no2 throw a frizbee and go fetch it himself.  She watches him do the same with her ball.  She is helping him get his daily steps in. She likes playing with a frizbee and ball, for about 3 or 4 throws each. Then she has to have lie down, and watch no2 go fetch stuff, till he needs a sit down.

No2, you need to go fetch my ball here!

She gets to sleep a lot, anywhere she fancies, cos she’s a princess

Is it time to get up?
Shhhhhhhsh!
This is my pillow now
She likes sunbathing, so she has a sunbed.
This chewing is hard…zzzzzz

She likes her walks, as she get to see all her other fur friends, and sniff their bums, then if she really likes them she licks their faces, and plays chases. As a reward for no1 slave, she licks my face to say thank you for her furry friend walk, then resumes licking her own bum!

She is a spoilt princess, with more toys than I have shoes, luckily my shoes have never appealed to her as toys. Bonus! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dress her up, or make her wear costumes or anything, she’s a dog! But she is a princess, and the rewards I get from this princess are priceless.

When I leave for work she does ‘sad face’ and wanders off to sulk on ‘our’ bed. But when I get home, whether I’ve been away for an hour, 8 hours or a week, the welcome I get is just the same. She wags her tail so hard her bum wags all over the place as she runs to me. She does a weird singing happy whine as she runs. She is telling me I am her favourite hooman, that she loves me more than anything, and that she loves me lots and lots and has missed me. Then I see her do the same thing to slave no2, and I wonder how many favourites she has!  But this face….how could you not love it!!

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